It all started with a 6:30 am breakfast in Milan--our last continental breakfast!--and a meeting time of 7:15 in the lobby to load the bus. Our new bus driver was no Roberto, I can assure you. This man spoke non-stop in rapid-fire Italian at our guide for the whole forty-five minutes it took us to get to the airport. Oy. My ears were tired, and I had no idea what he was saying--cannot imagine how Paola felt, as she was expected to keep up and respond with a si, si occasionally. But. He was good at loading the luggage and he got us there right on time.
I need you all to picture forty-three people wearing bright pink shirts before we go any further. Michaelann insists on our matching shirts on the first and last days, and these shirts were our saving grace today, in ways I never anticipated. We had on bright Pink-Out game shirts and other shades of fluorescent, raspberry, carnation and salmon pink, but we were definitely a long pink line of tired travelers that was impossible to miss by anyone anywhere. Are you picturing this? M'kay. Then we may proceed.
We all said our teary goodbyes to Paola at our check-in spot, and I think we were all surprised at how much we'd bonded over our two weeks. There were sniffles and promises to Snapchat as soon as she figures out how to work "the leetle ghost app." She told us, and I believe her, that she could only remember one other group she loved as much as ours; she loved that we never complained, our kids were funny and fun and friendly, they sang on the bus, and they followed orders without questioning her or their sponsors. It's true--there were some days we clocked 20,000 or more steps, up hills, up staircases, over miles; we denied them shopping in order to teach culture, we made them look at superold paintings and stuff, and the kids never, ever whined about it. They approached every day as a new adventure, found fun in all of our excursions, and never behaved as some groups do--bored or blase or entitled. Those kids were champs, and I love that our guide--seasoned over twenty years of leading groups--recognized and appreciated them.
Ciao, Paola, and hope to see you soon!!
So. Onward to embark on our plane. Sigh. Buckle up for a long story, dear readers. Michaelann, two other sponsors, and nine children stayed behind in Cuggiono for an extended stay, so the rest of us had to manage without the two people we'd leaned on most during the trip. Lining up at the check-in desk was our first step--easy peasy, right? Wrong! The two people working two stations (out of six empty ones--ugh) were working at a glacial pace. They were taking thirty minutes per customer! Not even using hyperbole here; we were timing this process, and thirty minutes was as fast as they could go. One family had spent the last thirty hours in Milano, having missed yesterday's flight, and it looked like they were going to miss this one. The mom sat down and cried. Right in the check-in line.
The thing to do here, we decided, was to get loud and panicky, and this indeed worked like a charm. Finding people in uniforms was easy, and demanding with big eyes that we FOR SURE get on THIS flight, we caused quite a ruckus--it had been two hours at this point, and there was virtually no movement in the line. As causing a ruckus seemed to be the best motivator, we did it again and again, climbing the chain of uniforms until we found name tags that declared "SUPERVISOR," and I extracted a promise that we would all--all 43 of us--make it to our plane, flight 207 to Miami together and on time. "Promise?" "Promise," said Supervisor. At this point, a terribly rude French man had tried to squeeze in to our group, having heard our promises, and I was beside myself. "Do NOT separate me from my students, sir," I told him, "we are IN LINE. Go to the back." "You were NOT in line, the cheeldren are seeting on the ground and wandering all around," he said, lying through his teeth. Those kids were not "wandering" anywhere. UGH. Now I'm not even pretending not to talk about him out loud and instruct people to close ranks and maneuver him out of our pink file.
Rudely using our suitcases and bodies to squeeze him out of the slow-moving line, he eventually, finally took his spot at the back again. Hmph. Good. Jerkface.
So finally, FINALLY, more checker-inners were produced from somewhere, and we got moving toward our gate. By the time I, the caboose of our long pink train, was getting a boarding pass, only Frenchie McRudepants was behind me, and Supervisor asked me if it was okay if he tagged along with our group--we were being escorted over and around security through the airport at this point, putting our plane a full 50 minute late--and I looked at him and narrowed my eyes. I could have been a real heifer and said no. I *could* have. But with Paola's praise ringing in my ears of how good we'd all been, I said he could. He sagged with relief, so I did get the pleasure of knowing he knew I could have made him wait for the next flight, and after that, we sort of made friends, and I found myself looking for him as I counted pink shirts when we turned corners and snaked through the other people in the airport. Turns out he was headed to Argentina by way of Milano, Miami, and a squillion other places, and he was more tired than even we were. And he apologized prettily. Hmph.
When we finally got to our plane after sprinting through the airport, jumping lines and cutting in front of people with the permission of our guide, the, uh, other passengers were not as happy to see us coming as we were to get on the plane . . . turns out, they'd been sitting in the plane, buckled in, for nearly two hours, waiting for this mysterious pink group to arrive. We tried to surreptitiously get into our seats, but how quiet can forty-three pink-shirted Americans be? Not very.
Also. Three of our people wound up in first class. It has always been my dream that, at some point, I'd be told, "I'm so sorry, ma'am, there's simply no more room in the back of the plane over the wings and engines; you'll have to sit up here and enjoy steak and champagne and leg room. So sorry." But alas. That did not happen to me. It DID happen to Adam Restivo, but I'm not bitter about it. Well. Not much. Anymore. *Side eyes at Adam Restivo.*
Landing in Miami meant more lines and more waiting, until the people working there saw our wall of pink approaching--then, we started being herded through lines and under the drawn tapes and in front of other passengers! It was great! For us, anyway . . . not sure how everyone else perceived this, but I can guess . . . .
We had a three-hour layover that allowed me to find a greasy burger, a dulce de leche ice cream, and a book to replace the one I finished in Italy (What Alice Forgot, by Liane Moriarty--buy it today--it was SO GOOD!), and then we loaded the plane to St. Louis with no drama! Yay!
But.
Four of our suitcases did not make the journey. I feel pretty certain they simply were not ready to return, and took an extra day in beautiful Italy before coming home. At any rate, the nice ladies in St. Louis got all our paperwork filled in, and the cases are right this minute making the trip from Miami to St. Louis, and will arrive tomorrow--no worries. (Except that Mom's beautiful new Birkenstocks are in that case; kinda concerned about that . . . .)
And once we landed in St. Louis, we boarded our LAST BUS and came home!! Most kids, I'm pretty sure, slept all the way here, as it was about 2:30 am by the time we got to the high school parking lot. No matter. Sleepy welcomes are still pretty great welcomes.
So today and yesterday have been a blur of laundry and sleeping and catching up to life here in Herrin, and I'm a happy returned traveler. Now I can distribute the treasures I brought home for friends and sleep when I feel tired and eat when I'm hungry and try to re-acclimate to life without "quick, ten-minute walks" and counting my pod members and worries about whether my passport has grown legs and jumped out of my bag.
Now. One question. How long can I say things like, "Do excuse me, I've been out of the loop--I've been on vacation out of the country for the last two weeks . . ." before it becomes obnoxious? Hmmmm . . . . ;-)
Sleepy children |
This leg of the trip brought to you by Starbucks |